Review: Fondled and Gobbled: Going Back for More

Fondled and Gobbled: Going Back for Seconds

Sasha Devlin, Cristal Ryder, A.M. Griffin, Amy Ruttan

The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life-mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shape-shifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate…

If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine—this isn’t it! This series of spoofs, parodies and just-for-fun take-offs is for every longtime, hard-core romance readers able to laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.

You can read even more erotic spoofs and goofs in Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It.

An Exotika ® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave.

My Review:  

What can I say?   After laughing my butt off in the first one, I was destined to come back for more.  We had a new list of authors, with great parodies, with not so great circumstances....which makes the perfect set up for a good laugh.  

We begin with the virgin who believes sex happens just like in all those romances we read over and over.  To her distinct dismay, Mr. tall, yummy, and extremely redneckish, is not quite what you dream about for your first time.  Well at least he is until he starts talking.

Then we have a hilarious woman who is afraid of the big "P".  Who knew that strippers could actually cure your phobias?  It makes you want to event one yourself...especially if it means getting that close to these hotties.

Then we have a down on her luck chica who is cornered by a sexy alien in...yep you guessed it...the public bathroom.  Thinking that all of her problems are solved, she whole-heartedy agrees that she is his mate and needs to have sex with him then and there.  But her newly found rescue has a tiny gliche...and I do mean tiny!

At last we have the dog whisper...which would only make sense that a wolf shifter would be her destined mate?  Hey I'm a big fan of Conan...so talking wouldn't have been a problem for me either...especially if he looked like that.  It really is too bad he is a mute.

I enjoyed each of these stories and can't wait for more!!  This series has definitely gobbled up my attention!!