Ohhhhhh yeah!! We are all about the hot here and I can't think of a better author to promo the Morticia Knight!! For those of you that haven't heard of her watch out! These books need to vome with warning labels...to include her newest one that just came out today!!! Let's take a look at her latest and a few words from Morticia Knight!!
A Truly Clandestine Classic – The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
I’m so excited to be at my favorite place –
Close Encounters With the Night Kind! Thank you for having me here today Nikki
to talk a little bit about my recent release, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Oh –
and to give away some fun prizes too in celebration! What is this you ask?
Isn’t that the story I read as a kid about some dorky skinny guy, and a
headless horseman that lobbed a pumpkin at his head? What’s so erotic about
that?
Oh my dears, quite a lot. For those of you
truly familiar with the original tale, there were a lot of hints in Irving ’s story about much
in the way of both hanky and panky. And while Ichabod might not have sounded
like the studliest thing around, in my tale he proves to be more than worthy,
as his nose isn’t the only overly large appendage that he sports!
What was fun about writing this classic was
the challenge. In order to remain true to the Clandestine Classic line, the
authors are not allowed to change any word of the original classic – we can
only add. In addition, we need to write in the original author’s voice so that
the sections flow together seamlessly, and the reader isn’t jolted out of the
story. It was intense, but a lot of fun at the same time. It helps that Irving doesn’t take
himself too seriously, so I was able to unleash my inner wench and have a bawdy
good time!
I shall warn you dear readers
– there is a lot of lusty frolicking in this one. It is an MMF – and more –
with some BDSM elements. These are bawdy people who enjoy a good tumble with
one, two and sometimes more at a time. Here’s a little taste with an excerpt
that combines Irving with my additions. After the excerpt – I’ll give the
details on the fun prize I have for one lucky commenter.
There is terror at every turn in the mysterious Sleepy Hollow—but there is also plenty of lustful frolicking. Can three lovers thwart the legendary Headless Horseman to be together forever?
Schoolmaster Ichabod Crane longs to meet someone that he and his lover, Jonathan, can share their amorous talents with on a regular basis. In the mysterious and secluded glen of Sleepy Hollow, Ichabod is enraptured by the curvy coquette, Katrina Van Tassel, heiress to the Van Tassel Farm. With visions of spending long nights consuming both his lady love with Jonathan, and the spoils of the farm, Ichabod sets out to woo her heart away from the town rowdy, Brom Bones.
Katrina knows a good thing when she sees it, and after witnessing what the amply-endowed Ichabod has to offer, she turns away from the manly affections of Brom Bones and his gang of friends. Instead she offers her abundant prizes to Ichabod, with the promise of also enjoying his partner Jonathan very soon.
However, it doesn’t seem soon will ever arrive when one night it appears that the fabled Headless Horseman has carried away Katrina’s vigorous schoolmaster. Forced to marry Brom Bones in order to keep her numerous debaucheries from her father and the rest of the town, she soon discovers that some legends aren’t always as they seem. When Jonathan finally appears, he and Katrina devise a scheme to free her from Brom’s clutches—one that calls upon the talents of the Legendary Headless Hessian. Will their tit-for-tat plan unite the three lovers, or will the Horseman have the last laugh?
Excerpt from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
By Washington Irving &
Morticia Knight
True to his word, Ichabod swived the lass until
just before the telling of the dawn, leaving her sore and well-used, and with
the knowledge in one night of all of the skills of Aphrodite. He escorted her
safely back to her parents’ home, and bade her a brief farewell, planning to
state his suit to her father very soon. But first he must send word to
Jonathan, for he knew his lover was nearing the end of his studies, and surely
the joyful news of his female find would entice Jonathan to their side
forthwith.
Wending his way down the path to the most recent dwelling where he was
making his home, he pondered all they had discussed throughout the previous
eve. Although still confident in his success against his rival, he was a
prudent man, and shied from declaring definitive conclusions when there were
still matters to be finalised. For whilst some may profess to know the perfect
way that a woman’s heart is secured, I profess not to know how women’s hearts
are wooed and won.
To me they have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem
to have but one vulnerable point, or door of access, while others have a
thousand avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great
triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of generalship
to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for his fortress at
every door and window. He who wins a thousand common hearts is therefore
entitled to some renown, but he who keeps undisputed sway over the heart of a
coquette is indeed a hero. Certain it is, this was not the case with the
redoubtable Brom Bones, and from the moment Ichabod Crane made his advances,
the interests of the former evidently declined, his horse was no longer seen
tied to the palings on Sunday nights, and a deadly feud gradually arose between
him and the preceptor of Sleepy Hollow.
Okay – my prize for this release is a sensual
romance pack filled with goodies such as scented candles, lip gloss, lotions
and other things to put you and your lover – or lovers – in the mood! I will
also throw in an ecopy of Sleepy Hollow to perhaps give your paramours some
naughty suggestions – ooh-la-la!
Available now at Total E
Bound:
Amazon: coming soon
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Morticia Knight Author Bio
When not indulging in her passion for books, she loves the outdoors, film and music. Once upon a time she was the singer in an indie rock band that toured the West Coast and charted on U.S. college radio. She currently resides on the northern coast of Oregon, where the constant rain and fog remind her of visits to her family in England and Scotland when she was a child.
Morticia has a three-book series called Uniform Encounters set in the Southwest that features those yummy men in uniform coming out in 2013, and is currently working on both a Steampunk horror ménage, and a Sci-fi ménage.
Find her here:
Twitter: @morticiaknight
Total E-Bound Author
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25 comments:
This story sounds really good it's not everyday you meet an author who could give a story like Legend of Sleepy a steamy makeover!
Not sure how Ms. Knight would make this work but what about creating a steamier version of Cinderella.
Taming of the Shrew would be an interesting story to retell.
susanmplatt AT Hotmail DOT com
Congrats on this new release! I love fairy tales and classics being retold with such great authors added premises, and this one sound delicious...lol.
I've always wanted Beauty and Beast with a twist. With Beauty being the male MC beauty, and the female MC being the beast. Even as a m/m genre would be awesome.
Thank you for the invitation and the blog tour...*S*
Wishing you all the best, and continued success!
Darcy
(new email)
pomma @akwolf.com
Congrats on the new release.How about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.Thanks for the chance to win.
dragonkeep62(at)gmail(dot)com
Rapunzel would make a good steamy remake.
mcv111 at hotmail dot com
Maybe like Alice in Wonderland or Little Red Riding Hood?
-Amber
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thanks for sharing! THis sounds awesome! Umm... I'd think Rapunzel too would make a great remake :)
How about a steamy version of The Little Mermaid. I love the sound of this book. I can't wait to read it. Tore923@aol.com
Rapunzel would make a great remake. This book sounds great. Cant wait to read it.
HOw about Rip Van Wrinkle.
debby236 at gmail dot com
I like the idea of the Sleepy Hollow!
HOw about Goldilocks? Thanks for asking. lisagk(at)yahoo
I think to be caliente, it is more than just saying something is hot and spicy but to actually have it come off the pages ;)
The original Cinderalla would be a great remake.
smurfettev AT gmail DOT com
I think you could take most anything & give it a spicy twist. Love the suggestions made.
marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com
The count of Monte Cristo or the Three muskateers.
Story sounds really good.
Wow, this book sounds fantastic and one that I have to get my hands on. I absolutely love twists on well known tales, and I don't think I've read a twist quite like this one sounds like it's going to be! I must seek it out now.
As for another hot remake that could be considered, there are so many and my mind fails me and draws a blank! All I can think about is getting this one for myself! Perhaps it would be interesting to see a Morticia twist done on... Oh I don't know. I wonder if there would be a way to twist up one such as "Gulliver's Travels". That might be interesting and way out there different, if it were possible (being a non-writer typed and just a reader type I just don't know!).
Thank you for the giveaway chance and for this excerpt for this book that I must have!
Happy day to one and all,
Shelly H
booski24@hotmail.com
Loved the excerpt! What a fun idea, especially to keep it in the style of the original author. Sticking with Washington Irving, Rip van Winkle would make for an interesting remake.
Alice in Wonderland
I enjoyed the post for this book & I haven't read any of her books. This is why I follow many book review sites, I can't count the authors that I've been introduced to. I thank you for all you do on these sites.
In regards to Caliente - a hot, latin male
Beauty and the Beast or Billy Goat Gruff!
Thanks for the giveaway!
mestith at gmail dot com
I´d love to see a steamier version of Red Riding Hood!
Happy Thursday!
//Linda
Goldielocks and the three bears.
mythic021@gmail.com
I loved the excerpt and think that Red Riding Hood and the big bad wolf has a nice ring to it. sdylion(at)gmail(dot)com
Congrats on your new release! Id love to see Red Riding Hood. Its one of my favorites! :)
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
Red Riding Hood, Congrats on your release
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